For the first time in forever, 2021 Inauguration Edition

The Capital’s locked down, fences up
Security has been tightened up
And 25 thousand guard troops deployed?

Four years, lies, tweets, and Russian gall
Why have a leader with no balls?
Finally we’re ditching this man-boy!

There’ll be actual, real, live grown-ups
It’ll be totally strange
But wow, am I so ready for this change

’Cause for the first time in forever
There’ll be policies, there’ll be brains
For the first time in forever
We’ll be back on the world stage

Don’t know if it’s apathy or at peace
But it’s somewhere in that zone
Cause for the first time in forever
We won’t be stuck at home

Tonight’s inauguration ball
Fetchingly dressed in gown and all
A picture of Americans with grace

But first there’s so much to get done
Executive orders for day one
All of the stuff that Trump signed in disgrace

And then we focus vaccinations
Which is totally bizarre
Nothing we’ve experienced thus far

For the first time in forever,
There’ll be science, there’ll be truth
For the first time in forever
We’ll have the medicine for you

And I know it is totally crazy
To dream we’d have this stance
But for the first time in forever
At least we’ve got a chance.

Trump:
Don’t let him in, it was all rigged
Be the strong boy you always have to be
Conceal, don’t feel, put on a show
Tell everyone out there that you won’t go

Trump:
But it’s just another day

Biden:
No not another day

Trump:
It’s agony to wait

Biden:
It’s agony to wait

Trump:
Tell the guards to stand up all the gates

Biden:
The gates
For the first time in forever

Trump:
Don’t let him in, it was all rigged

Biden:
We’re restoring the nation’s soul

Trump:
Be the strong boy you always have to be

Biden:
A chance to step up for the world

Trump:
Conceal

Biden:
A chance to lead with love

Trump:
Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know

Biden:
I know it all starts tomorrow
So let’s make it through today
’Cause for the first time in forever
For the first time in forever
Trump will leave today.